Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
By Kurt Cobain
I love this!
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
It’s like they’re the same person
I can’t get over how cute this is.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors